You know you've lived in Honduras for seven months when...

You know you've lived in Honduras for seven months when:

• The dogs barking, roosters crowing and cows mooing at night no longer disturb your sleep but instead provide a comforting lulling
• You switch back and forth between Spanish and English to send text messages on your cell phone
• Traffic stopping for cows crossing the street is not an odd sight
• You are surprised when you see a gringo that you don't know
• When you open your window firmly and a gecko falls from it to the ground you chuckle thinking this just comes with the territory
• Listening for mice traps to snap is considered a past-time
• You don't know what to say when you meet a store owner who speaks English
• You say "What do you think I am a stupid foreigner?" when a taxi driver tries to rip you off
• You say the above sentence in Spanish
• You talk to your friend about jaunting off to Belize for the weekend
• A cowboy is a normal sight